Breaking Heroku Deployments (for good reasons) 07 August 2013

  • Do you have an app?
  • Do you have an app that you don't want to deploy over?
  • Do you wish there was some way to stop drunk you from shipping to production?

You should use my broken build pack! (Now with over 100% extra nonfunctionality!)

Usage:

$ heroku config:set BUILDPACK_URL=https://github.com/cwninja/heroku-nodeploy-buildpack.git

Now when you push to heroku, it won't work.

$ git push heroku master
Counting objects: 746, done.
Delta compression using up to 4 threads.
Compressing objects: 100% (478/478), done.
Writing objects: 100% (670/670), 161.08 KiB, done.
Total 670 (delta 466), reused 290 (delta 191)

-----> Fetching custom git buildpack... done
-----> Deployment disabled app detected
-----> Deployment disabled

!     Push rejected, failed to compile Deployment disabled app
$

Simply configure, sit back, relax, and embrace the broken nature of the world around you.